Which Guru Are You?

You blog. You don't blog. You pass on memes. You subconsciously imitate every other blog you've ever read. You lie awake at night dreaming of being featured on the Vault. You are... a wannabe guru.

But which one? Now you can find out in just six easy questions...

What do you secretly wish you were instead of a web designer?

Musician Photographer Journalist for Rolling Stone magazine Professional poker player God

Kids?

No way Jose, they would interfere with my world domination plans Not just yet, but maybe soon Babies are sooo cool with their cute little hats on I want five!

What aspect of web design turns you on the most?

Designing Coding Javascript IA Writing the content Selling the advertising space Coining it in for speaking at events

If you could only write about one subject on your blog, what would it be?

Puppies Other blogs Making money Poker The development process Myself

If you're not in front of your computer, what are you doing?

Diving Partying Worrying Drinking Taking photographs Thinking about being back at my computer delivering keynotes at international seminars

How often do you blog?

Every day Every other day Once a week Once a month My site has cobwebs it's been so long since I wrote anything Which Guru Am I?

Concept and code by Matthew Pennell. All images used without permission, mostly from Flickr photosets. 'Which Guru Are You' is intended to provide satirical comedy value, and no offense is intended to those mentioned. Please get in touch if you have a problem with any of this and I will make amends.